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THE MACH G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

THE MACH G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
 
BIKING

 

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL SPEED
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Frames tech

She oozes style and grace...


Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.

Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant
Origin Story to find out how you too
can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!>

THE MACH G - CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

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