THE CIRCLE G - HERMES' JUNK MAIL

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL

Don't blame the messenger, they say.

But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????

You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.